Total Medals Earned: 712 (From 178 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,215 Points
Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/140 points)
Visit the codex for the first time.
there all dead
World
Can't touch this.
but he doesn't fall down
who you call'n chicken?
Visit the codex 10 times.
Visit the codex 50 times.
¿Dónde está mi cerveza
there you go... good bye!
???
Who will interview the interviewmen?
The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.
maybe.
...
Nephropidae
Cake and apple pie.
Why wount me baby drink his milk Justin?
Yes it is.
that is the ummmm somthing...
HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
I'm almost done.
hhhmmmmm.
Visit the codex 100 times.
He will always be to me...
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/110 points)
It was yearning for her sweet caress...
Shame on you, you're a bad person.
The Father is not pleased
Get it?
Yum, yum, war on terror!
You're a real smartster!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/85 points)
Kill two enemies with one throw of the sword
Kill the final boss
Get your sword stuck when you need to save your pal
Don't die even once and complete the game
Medals Earned: 18/20 (445/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/60 points)
Complete The Game
Overlap thrice, against the rules
Visit Mastergamez's site
Collect all awards
Medals Earned: 5/9 (135/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (175/300 points)
Finish the demo with Dasha
Get +4 Karma
Beat a boss without taking a hit
Finish the demo with Shlomo
Get -4 Karma
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (70/70 points)
Connect the power cord to the power socket
You will find it, it is not so hard
just.. flush the turd!
Play the trumpet!
You do everything for a medal!
Squash the little red block-head
Can't say anything about that..
Gotta be fast!
